Humans Don’t Have Horns is now in your ears. If your TBR is judging you from the nightstand, let your headphones take the fall. 😉 Now available on Audible and Apple.
Bonus perk: if you own both the eBook and the audiobook, Kindle and Audible stay perfectly in sync. You can start reading at night, and tap play in the morning.🎧📖✨
Why I made an audiobook
Because real life is busy. Commutes, school drop-offs, laundry mountains, gym treadmills, late-night dishwashing… audio turns all of that into story time. 📦🚗🧼
A few fast facts about audiobooks in 2025
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More than half of U.S. adults have listened to an audiobook. Edison Research
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U.S. audiobook revenue reached $2.22B in 2024, up year over year. Publishing Perspectives
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Platforms are experimenting with time-based access, like Spotify’s hours model, next to credit-based models like Audible. SpotifyThe Verge
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Libraries are a growth engine for audio discovery and access. OverDrive
What you will hear when you listen to Humans Don’t Have Horns
She was wed to unite kingdoms. He lives to raze them.
In Amada, Lian, a Puresoul princess, has spent her life obeying the True Religion and the rules of her father’s court. But all that ends on the night of her marriage, when a raid shatters her future. Kidnapped by a ruthless Cursed One, marked for his sins with horns, Lian must navigate a realm of violence, prejudice, and forbidden truths.
Her captor, Daton, known to Puresouls as The Butcher, is supposed to be the monster she was raised to fear. So why is he the only one she feels she can trust? As danger closes in from every corner, forbidden attractions emerge, and the Puresoul princess begins to question everything she’s been taught: about the Cursed Ones, about her own people, and about the man who should be her greatest enemy.
As their unlikely and fragile alliance unfolds, Lian and Daton must contend with man-eating monsters and mysterious prophecies. If they can trust each other to work together, they may be the only ones who can save all the races of Amada.
But when hate and trauma are woven into the fabric of their existence, can love truly overcome the scars both of them carry?
*Please review the trigger warnings before reading this dark romantasy, and don’t expect to root for the “good guys”—there aren’t any. 🔥🖤
Quick ways you can help
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Listen and leave a short review on Audible or Apple. Two lines about the performance and the story make a real difference. ⭐
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Tell a fantasy-loving friend who listens on the commute. Word of mouth is queen. 👑
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Don’t forget to leave a review on Amazon if you’ve already purchased the eBook or paperback. 💪
Where it is going next
I uploaded the audiobook to Findaway Voices, which distributes to additional retailers and libraries. It usually takes about two weeks to roll out. If you prefer Kobo, Google Play, Chirp, or library listening through Libby, sit tight while the pipes do their thing. I will share links as soon as they land. 🚀
Thanks for cheering this leap into audio. Indie books live and thrive because you listen, review, and share. If you press play while doing dishes, I hope the enemies fall, the lovers kiss, and the plates sparkle. 🍽️💋
